If you were wondering, this is exactly the kind of thing that gets me put across Patrick's knee. I got away with it the first time on the grounds that it may have been a one-off accident, but the same thing happening twice is apparently a "pattern of negligence". First I was slippered on my bare bottom, and then I got a few with the belt, which is reserved only for what Patrick considers to be serious infractions and this was only my third time getting it.
Afterwards I got corner time as usual, and I'm also banned from driving for a while. I hate taking the bus.
I am a silly monkey, aren't I?
